The action - the hack and slash action - is limp and unimpressive, but it tries hard, and that at least deserves a few points. Not that this stops him also getting balls-deep in both orc and robot flavours by the third level.Īnd know you know the plot. Slocombe in the galaxy, can satisfy his lust. Slocombe, officially the sexiest, juciest Mrs. a word I find deeply coarse and distasteful and will therefore be replacing with the far more civilised "Mrs. You play Colonel Fort Worth, cigar-chomping, Findlay-voiced leader of a squad of Space Wranglers, on a desperate quest for. The surprising thing about BoneCraft is that it is actually a game - though confusingly that game is a single-player hack-and-slash rather than some kind of porny RPG pastiche.
But reading on will be much, much safer for work.
No, it's a porn parody that goes so far out of its way to flick Blizzard's nose, its developers D-Dub even hired the actor who played Tychus "You Are Hearing Mah Voice" Findlay to be its leading man.īut can it hope to provide the hottest elf-on-elf action since Teldrassil's finest introduced a shocked looking Azeroth to the Wrath of the Licking? There's only one way to find out. It's not just a World of Warcraft porn parody guest-starring cast of horny Starcraft-inspired marines. BoneCraft is a game with balls, in more ways than one.